This is a mess

I'm sorry.  I really wanted to improve my commit discipline.  I know.  I can't
be fucked to comb this diff and split it into 8 properly-ordered commits, like I
know I should.  I'm not having a good time right now.  We'll do better moving
forward.

users/crumb/programs/emacs/modules/syd-smartparens.el

@@ -7,6 +7,8 @@
 ;; activated.
 (use-package smartparens
   :hook (on-first-buffer . smartparens-global-mode)
+  :commands (sp-pair sp-local-pair sp-with-modes sp-point-in-comment
+                     sp-point-in-string)
   :custom
   ;; Overlays are too distracting and not terribly helpful. show-parens does
   ;; this for us already (and is faster), so...